The Things We Did As Kids
You and I? We’re so fucking mature! We have real world problems like whether or not we should drag our asses off our Ikea couches and buy a sandwich at the falafel place down the block. Whether or not we should subscribe to Netflix or OkCupid! Whether or not we should go to a bar on a Wednesday night! It all feels so encompassing, this real adult world, and because of it I have ABANDONED MY CHILD(HOOD). I am a grown-up, the sixteen year old in my withered up and dead, if that were a thing that is possible. Listen, you non-Peter Pans- there are plenty of things I am glad to leave behind in the child world. However, for the sake of all of our sanity, there are plenty of things we should still continue to do in our old and growing ages that we also did as kids. I think it makes our skin look better. Here are some of the things you shouldn’t let go at any age (and many I still do and know you do, too):
Um, I already do most of this on the reg. Does that say something weird about me?
i’ve been friends with this girl since high school and we were roommates in senior year of college
she used to tell me stories about how agencies would turn her down because they “already have an asian girl” and casting directors told her to go home because “the client only wants white girls”
JOKE’S ON THEM
CALEI<3<3<3
Please know that when I say that this is all I want in life, I am not exaggerating. Okay, yeah, maybe a little bit, because I’d also like a shit ton of money and an awesome job and all of the clothes I want and world peace and a cd of Katy Perry jazz covers, but whatever, don’t be an asshole. More specifically, all I want for my love life is to have someone who is that adorable play the guitar whilst I play my ukulele- a relationship where playing adorable songs in party dresses and suits is something that we do. And where you can tell that the two of us are also best friends slash just really enjoy each other’s company. BAHHH #foreveralone
Who’d Have Known- Lily Allen
Are you mine, are you mine? Cuz I stay here all the time watching telly drinking wine.
Who’d have known, who’d have known, that when you flash up on my phone, I no longer feel alone.
Making this is documentary short with wonderfully talented people is partially how I’ve been spending my time…
- Zooey Deschanel (via choosingchaos)
SAMESIES.
a movie script ending
- "It ain't working anymore."
- "For what reason?"
- "She won't wait for him. Her heart is an empty room."
- "This proves all my hypotheses. I was waiting for something to go wrong!"
- "She can do better than him."
- "But he can't do better than her!"
- “Constant quarreling, the childish fits...it was only a matter of time.”
- "Come OONNNNNNNN. Come OONNNNNNN."
- RIP 4ever and ever and everrrrrrrr
There aren’t words to describe my obsession with this. Sophia Grace Brownlee forever and ever.
YESYEYSYESYESSSS
→ Kanye West and Jesse Eisenberg at Chuck E. Cheese’s, 1980s.
HOLY SHIT. THIS IS EVERYTHING I’VE EVER DREAMED OF.
